Archive for July 21st, 2006
So this is supposed to be my blog, all about ME, but Mommy convinced me to write a little something about Baby Brother. So here’s the scoop. He’s upside down like an opossum, he’s “low” to the ground like a caterpillar, and he’s set to weigh in like a Morgan! What does all that mean? Translation: He’s head down, low, and on target to be as big as me, and from what I’m told, that’s a nice sized Thanksgiving turkey! Sounds good to me, but Mommy doesn’t seem to be too happy about it. In fact, she waddles around like a penguin, grunts and groans like a pig, and makes scrunched up faces like there’s a skunk nearby. How’s that for metaphor usage? I personally think, and have told her, that her belly is big and it’s going to break open!!
POLL: How big do you think the latest addition to the Lawson Family will be, and when do you think it will arrive? Consider the Mommy here…the sooner and smaller the better!!