Archive for September 13th, 2004
Mommy wanted to make sure that everyone saw this email that Daddy sent her first thing this morning. This is a recap of the first 45 minutes after Mommy left:
—–Original Message—–
From: Brian Lawson
Sent: Monday, September 13, 2004 8:16 AM
To: Lawson, Heather
Subject: quick update
1 ) Played on-the-potty, off-the-potty 2 or 3 more times.
2 ) Daddy knew she had to go because she pooped on his shorts one time when
he took her off the potty.
3 ) Peed on the floor, her sock, and Stinky. Daddy washed Stinky down and
drying now.
4 ) Wouldn’t go potty, so sat on the floor while Daddy went potty.
5 ) As she is scooting around the bathroom floor waiting for Daddy to be
done, he notices a trail of stinky stuff behind her.
6 ) Daddy finishes and scoops up baby to see poop all down her leg, smeared
all over the nightgown, up the back, etc.
7 ) Move to changing table to fully disrobe. Nightgown is trashed. Use
4,623 wipes cleaning up all of the poop from everywhere (hint: it was on
her elbow and shoulder).
8 ) Clean floor while naked baby waits.
9 ) Downstairs for full wash-down bath time. Didn’t wash hair, but washed
everything else twice.
10 ) Dress on and on the couch watching Shortcake.
11 ) Done…nope, wait, Daddy has poop on his shirt! Now, how does Daddy
shower without breaking the Shortcake trance?
…all before 8:00 am. This is going to be an interesting day.